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    #11
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Might sound abit geeky but try asking school that you cant afford new school books and you dont want to get behind so they may help you.

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    #12
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
    No, school shit does cost a lot of money. I don't carry books or a bag anymore because the weight and amount of money I'd spend on them is just retarded.

    Do like I do, carry one binder/notebook with all your shit, don't bring home papers you don't need or want and um...I'd def. say fuck that kid up.

    Why'd he smash an apple in your bag? lol
    I dont know.. he thought it would be funny. I stuck up for myself but there isnt much I could do as I didnt know it was happening.

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    #13
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Yeah looking at my post made me look young, I'm 15.

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    #14
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by Up In Smoke 420
    Yeah looking at my post made me look young, I'm 15.
    That's not what I meant. I was assuming you were young because kids who smash apples in other peoples bags, is a high school kind of thing, plus, you said you still lived with your mom and needed the money. Sooooo, I put 2 and 2 together. No insult intended.

    I know when I was in HS, about 8yrs ago now, things were expensive and my mom said the same thing. I admire parents who can afford kids these days, I really do.

    Peace

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    #15
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    well you are young

    and just beat the shit outta him.

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    #16
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Ahahahaha I thought that story was hilarious....don't get so stressed over something so very funny! I bet the kid who did it is really cool..

    Apple sludge dries ,no?

    You will ofcoarse have to get him back!! Infact ...start a campaign against him...some old skool classics include;

    Write a love letter to the teacher "from" him ...leave it on the desk and get someone else to find it before hand and "discover" it!

    Leave and chopped onion...some chopped garlic and some "week old" mik either in his bag[prefered] or in his jacket pocket and hood!

    Start the "Herpies" rumour...Simply tell everyone alive that he has Herpies and pretty soon it will spread like wildfire and no doubt stick with him as an uncomfortable nick-name for years to come!

    If he catches up with you and it "goes to blows"...then "Cunch his Punt in"!!

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    #17
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    I'd love to beat the shit out of the kid but I would stand no chance. I'll just smash an apple in his bag and tell him to fuck off and leave me alone.

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    #18
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Kill his parents and set fire to his house if all else fails. WHich it will so you might as well go do my plan now go go go go go.

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    #19
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Hey even if you loose it doesn't matter...He won't mess with you again and people will still respect you for your valour...hopefully you'll both be pulled off oneanother and end up explaning to the Headman i his office..in which case you tell him about it..he gets the kids mum in...and she has to buy you some new shit.....Everyones a winner!

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    #20
    Senior Member

    Stupid asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by Up In Smoke 420
    I'd love to beat the shit out of the kid but I would stand no chance. I'll just smash an apple in his bag and tell him to fuck off and leave me alone.
    You see, this is no reason to get all huffy. It's an apple. Some jackass once gave me a water bottle that was filled with toilet water. I laughed, spit a few times, then I got him back by blowing the fire extinguisher in his face

    It was meant to be in good fun. Smashing an apple in someones bag is meant to be a joke, and we all know, jokes must be avenged.

    Take my advice, take a few oranges and smash them in his bag. Equal messiness, but the orange will make everything sticky, and useless.

    Be cool, get him back in tasteful way.

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