No probs I put a little note in it for you, email me when you get it ok! I'm going to test one in about an hours time :dance:

OK, back to fat man - its mostly Americans who get in this state, I can kind of understand why - when I went to Florida, the portions were HUGE even by my standards. I mean, imagine the strain that amount of weight puts on your heart and other vital organs, shit, I'd be scared to go to sleep incase I didnt wake up in the morning.

There was this other thing on a few weeks ago about a woman that was so fat, she didnt get off her sofa for 18 years and when she had heart problems and had to go to hospital, they had to take half of her house away, lift her AND the sofa out using a crane, THEN when they got to the hospital, they found that her skin had actually merged with the fabric of the couch and they had to use a scapel thing to seperate the two of them! Not to mention all the piss/shit & sweetie wrappers they found under her couch


Edit - I'm going to test that sperm in an hours time :dance: