Quote Originally Posted by the image reaper
evidently, the alcohol has already caused some brain damage, or you would realize the SIMPLE answer is : DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL ... duhhhhh :smokin:
No dude, alchohole rules.

To darkfirer: dude, u just gotta ease into it. first find a hard spirit u really like, vodka maybe? whiskey? then, find a mixer. i kno a real good mix is passionfruit soda and vodka, or dry lemon and gin, or the south afrikan favorite : BRANDY AND COKE. start with weak ass mixes, then as u get drunker, mix them stronger and stronger, till eventually, if a sober person were to drink ur "mosht delishishshs drink in da WHOOOLE world!" he would thro up.
drinking spirits like vodka, rum, etc by themselves is pretty hard, even to the seasoned piss head, so just mix them with something that really compliments the spirit u have chosen. (white spirits generaly go better with a fruity mix, while brown spirits go good with more plainer drinks (coke, sprite etc)

happy drinking!:dance: