Haha!

The defining moment that made me a stoner would have to be when my friend me and my friend Josh went into a chinese restaurant stoned as hell one day and the lady came up, and asked us in plain english what we wanted to drink.

I leaned over to him and said .. Did you get that? What the hell did she say?

And the lady said to me.. "What you can't speak english?"

I replied.."Sorry..I can't understand anything your saying..don't you speak english?"