Stoner moments

[poiuyt]

I always think "Shit where did I put that" and whatever I'm looking for is in my damn hand.

Same thing except it's in my pocket (my keys, took me 15 minutes to find):smokin: :dance:

[Capt. Carl]

well my friend and i were sitting in his room stoned and he goes dude what if i hit the bong like this (he takes the slide out puts it in the pipe and tries to suck in threw the stem) obviosly all the bong water just went into his mouth since the stem just acted like a straw.

Than before that me and that same friend went into kmart sooo blazed just walking around kmart lost out of our mind just cracking up and laughing at people. And than we got split up and than we met back up in the clock isle somehow and just starting laughing at eachother.

That was me!:dance: :stoned:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

When I turned 18, I went into a liqour store, picked up a 2.6 or something like that, I went and tried to pay one of the store stockers in the middle of the isle. I handed the bottle to him in the isle, and said, "just this", he looked at me like "huh?" To say the least, they didn't sell me the booze as they probably thought I was mental or something.

Peace.

Oh my god, I actually laughed at that; just imaging that in my head...

AHAHA

[treehugger420]

one time i lit the wrong end of my cig (the filter) and proceeded to try and smoke it.

it didnt work to well.

[Smokey McPot]

one time i lit the wrong end of my cig (the filter) and proceeded to try and smoke it.

it didnt work to well.

That happened to my friend. He smoked it for like atleast 45 secs before realizing. I think he did it because we were in the dark though not because he was stoned.

[God v2.0]

Steven Seagal definitly knew he was a stoner when he almost doubted that he was god.

Wow what a coincidence, i knew i was a stoner when i almost doubted that i was steven seagal......strange

[LovelyTasha]

This is a great post! I'm loving all of it!

Once last summer, I was in my pool. I had a couple friends over and I had turned an inflatable inner-tube into a pirate ship. Complete with homemade bong...with matching pirate flag. I was feeling very proud of myself for accomplishing all that while stoned. I remember laying in the pool, taking tokes..then suddenly the inner tube get's jostled and I freak the fudge out. I assume there's some sort of water creature in the depths. Long story short, I bumped the side of the pool. No creatures. :dance:

Just a bit of burnt weed in the pool, and a video on a camera phone somewhere that I want deleted, damn it!

<3 Tasha :stoned:

[krons]

one time i lit the wrong end of my cig (the filter) and proceeded to try and smoke it.

it didnt work to well.

oh yeah, ive been there before. i took two drags then realized i wasnt getting any smoke.

[insanity]

Me and a buddy went over to this dudes house after he came back from Humboldt with a 1/2 pound (he deals). Well we all start getting blazed, like six bowls for 5 people of some quality shit. Pretty soon me and my friend have to leave and walk home, however we smell like utter shit. So we take off our shirts in the middle of January (Oregon is hella cold) and start running up and down the streets waving them in the air for about 10 minutes. Then we realized we were freezing and our shirts still smelled like ass. We opted for sneaking in, and it worked much better.

[imagoober]

i once got lost with my friend in the the hills of temecula. we were leaving my dealers house it was the first time i met him there. well he lived in a trailer off of a dirt road in the hill, and were had just smoke with him and were leaving and so we go down his driveway (mile long) and we both realize that were cant remember how we got there, did we go left or right, we sat there laughing for about 20 mins then just drove around tell we found our way out!

another time i got stoned at work with my boss on top of a three story appartment building that we were painting, so when we got done smoking he left and i went to continue to paint. then i relized i was out of paint but i was to stoned to get down the extension ladder to my paint so i stood there acting like i was painting for an hour. until i was confident enough that i could be done without falling!