Quote Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune
I remember the first time I took a hit of a g-bong... I was watching one of my friends do it for the first time. It was sick, he came up from it with the biggest smile I have ever seen. I took it next and spilt some water on the table, but no one noticed. The kid who hit it after me wound up spilling water all over the damn place...you know who I'm talking about, the dumbass kid who always breaks bowls or spills shit... I'm glad I wasn't found out, thanks to the dumb kid...
I also know a kid who sold mashed up oregano mixed with a "secret ingredient" to this loser...the loser came back the next day and said he got as high as shit and that it was the best he had ever smoked...the secret ingredient, you might be wondering....was pubic hair. what a retard.
Pubes? Nasty! I watched this kid get "blazed" off of lawn grass and pocket lint before I didn't sell it to him, back then it was one of the bigger kids who did, but I knew about it, and laughed the whole time.

I remeber the first time I did a gravity bong too. I was 21 and a 16yr old showed me how to use it I had never seen anything like it before and here I am, coughing and wheezing after a hit. I love "g-bongs", they're great!

Peace
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . What was your biggest noobie monent? Mine was when i was in like 5th grade and we had the D.A.R.E. officers in to teach us about drugs. Well me and a few of my good friends decided this "weed" sounded cool. So we waited untill after school and rode our bikes to my house to pick up some 11"x 8.5" loose leaf paper, with the college ruled lines ofcourse:thumbsup: . We got a few packs of matches and continued our journey to the creek, which was dry, on the other side of town. We all went onto the sandy banks where we found "weed". We Rating: 5