Noobie moment for me was the second time I tried smoking MJ. I managed to nab this sweet old bong of my dads from way back when. Had a big pot leaf on the front, nicely painted green, it came from Holland originally. Anyways, we load up the bong and I watch my friends as they smoke it, so that's how I learned how to use one. My turn came next, and I plugged the hole, unplug it, plug it, unplug it...next, I felt as if my lungs were going to explode from my chest. I coughed and coughed and coughed, everyone was laughing at me, yelling "virgin lungs!". I ended up coughing hard for a good 20min straight and almost vomited My buddy came upstairs, gave me some Mountain Dew, and I went back downstairs. I was glued to a chair for like, an hour. Not moving, just my eyes, with a huge grin on my face.

I felt like such a douche. I can't breath man!!

Peace.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . What was your biggest noobie monent? Mine was when i was in like 5th grade and we had the D.A.R.E. officers in to teach us about drugs. Well me and a few of my good friends decided this "weed" sounded cool. So we waited untill after school and rode our bikes to my house to pick up some 11"x 8.5" loose leaf paper, with the college ruled lines ofcourse:thumbsup: . We got a few packs of matches and continued our journey to the creek, which was dry, on the other side of town. We all went onto the sandy banks where we found "weed". We Rating: 5