What was your biggest noobie monent?

**Smokin EnDo** · 02-07-2006, 02:04 AM

Mine was when i was in like 5th grade and we had the D.A.R.E. officers in to teach us about drugs. Well me and a few of my good friends decided this "weed" sounded cool. So we waited untill after school and rode our bikes to my house to pick up some 11"x 8.5" loose leaf paper, with the college ruled lines ofcourse:thumbsup: . We got a few packs of matches and continued our journey to the creek, which was dry, on the other side of town. We all went onto the sandy banks where we found "weed". We picked a few of these long foot-high grass sticks and walked for about another 100 feet. We bent all 20 of them in half and rolled them in our newly acquired "rolling papers". I took the first hit and fell flat on my ass coughing with tears in my eyes while i passed this joint. After about 10 minutes of the harshest smoke i've ever inhaled we left to go feel high. Turned out we were smoking RIVER GRASS in a loose leaf paper joint with a rubber band around the end.:rasta:

Smokin EnDo Reviewed by Smokin EnDo on 02-07-2006. What was your biggest noobie monent? Mine was when i was in like 5th grade and we had the D.A.R.E. officers in to teach us about drugs. Well me and a few of my good friends decided this "weed" sounded cool. So we waited untill after school and rode our bikes to my house to pick up some 11"x 8.5" loose leaf paper, with the college ruled lines ofcourse:thumbsup: . We got a few packs of matches and continued our journey to the creek, which was dry, on the other side of town. We all went onto the sandy banks where we found "weed". We Rating: 5

**OzzyOz** · 02-07-2006, 02:43 AM

lol
funny story

probablly when i was at this kids house ( 4th time i've ever smoked ) and for some reason i just couldn't hit a bong. Now i'm quite pro at it i must say...

**orangeman** · 02-07-2006, 02:52 AM

My most noobiest moment (now) is thinking that I got some good weed and the dealer was encouraging me and shit. And now that I think back it was fuckin brown and black, mostly some bull shit.

**yoda** · 02-07-2006, 03:32 AM

in 6th grade, i took some leaves from a pant at my elementary school, rolled 3 "j's"(that looked terrible), then sold them to this kid for 35 cents

**STDzRus** · 02-07-2006, 04:39 AM

My funny noobie moment was similar to yours. In the third grade I was smoking corn on the cob with all these people from the trailer park. I quickly stopped after I realized I felt the same and they all must've been on something haha!

**potsmokingnome** · 02-07-2006, 05:50 AM

I can't think of one for weed per say, but when i was in grade 6 me and my friend decided we wanted to see what snorting coke felt like, so we took some hard candy called

unk rocks ( I think) and crushed them up into powder and then snorted it, omfg did that hurt the nasal passage! and go figure that same friend is now a big time Coke head! For me I think it scared me on some level from snorting cocaine lol

**chisme** · 02-07-2006, 09:30 AM

dont u hate it when there is loadsa people around in like a house party or sumthing and u completly fuck the roll up lol

**bedake** · 02-07-2006, 02:42 PM

I went in the woods in like 7th grade with my bowl, starting picking random plants and smoking them to see if I could get high.... stupid me, this was after I had already been smoking weed for a long time.

I also used to snort pixie sticks and random candy, i was a weird kid to say the least, snorted ketchup once too.

Also back when I was clinically depressed at like 14 and was all fucked in the head, i tried killing my self off of extra strength tylenol, took 15 of em sombody told me if you did that and went to sleep your heart would stop... that was before I did anything besides weed, wasnt all up on the drug knowledge

There was a kid on my soccer team, first time he got high was off a joint, he had first hit and had no idea what to do, he stuck it up his nose to enhale it.

**robert42** · 02-07-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by orangeman

My most noobiest moment (now) is thinking that I got some good weed and the dealer was encouraging me and shit. And now that I think back it was fuckin brown and black, mostly some bull shit.