I cant recall any totally retarded thing that I have done, but I am sure that there are countless...

However, this kid, a real nerd I might add, and a nice one though... He decided he would try soem mj with us. He puts at least 3 inches of the bowl into his mouth, looked like he was giving a BJ!

I noticed it first, and was like WTF? And explained everythign slowly to him after that, the way a proper friend was.

He has not tried it again since, but he will at least know the correct form next time!