What was your biggest noobie monent?

[Nochowderforyou]

I once met a girl who couldn't use a pipe that had a "shotgun" hole. No matter how hard she tried, he brain just didn't work in that order. Light, puff, keeping puffing while plugging, unplug it "don't strain...I love you Mary Jane" She just couldn't do all of those things at once It was hilarious!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Oh dear.

A lot of my 7th grade year was spent trying to get high of various things, such as plastic straws for example! Oh yes, but while they may be in pretty colours and smell neat when you burn them, no..you will not get high off them. And green tea, doesn't work, nor does oregano, or anything else for that matter that you might find in your best friend's kitchen.

Sad thing is, that was after I started smoking weed.

First time I everrrrrrrrrrr took a hit of MJ, I was in the mall parking lot with my two genious friends (noted above) looking for someone to bum a cigarette off of, not only did we run and hide behind cars when we smoked but one of them didn't inhale yet and the other was a fiend. So we finally find these punked out guys who looked about 16, we were 12 or 13 then and they were laughing their asses off as they gave us their "hand rolled" cigarette. Yeah, needless to say we were freaking out when we started to feel high and had to meet up with one of the girl's parents.

[BizzleLuvin]

learining to smoke from a bowl. i had to have someone hold and light it for me.