What was your biggest noobie monent?

[ibreakthings]

mm well me and my friend once picked a buncha mint leaves and smoked them, and they were actually pretty good. We still add them to weed sometimes for a minty flavor.. and another time my friend told me to hold in a hit from a cigarette in my mouth, swoosh it around for 30 seconds,and inhale. It hurt like fuck. try it.

[Lily420]

wow...that is noob-like. Hahaha!

I think we all have our moments...when you say sumthing totall whack and everyone is just staring at you or hits you and tells you to 'shut the fuck up', it happends to me all the time i must admitt but sometimes you need to ask.

[yoda]

bedake, i used to snort random shit too. salt makes your face burn. the wierdest thing i did was a line of pixie stick with hot sauce.

[Nochowderforyou]

Noobie moment for me was the second time I tried smoking MJ. I managed to nab this sweet old bong of my dads from way back when. Had a big pot leaf on the front, nicely painted green, it came from Holland originally. Anyways, we load up the bong and I watch my friends as they smoke it, so that's how I learned how to use one. My turn came next, and I plugged the hole, unplug it, plug it, unplug it...next, I felt as if my lungs were going to explode from my chest. I coughed and coughed and coughed, everyone was laughing at me, yelling "virgin lungs!". I ended up coughing hard for a good 20min straight and almost vomited My buddy came upstairs, gave me some Mountain Dew, and I went back downstairs. I was glued to a chair for like, an hour. Not moving, just my eyes, with a huge grin on my face.

I felt like such a douche. I can't breath man!!

Peace.

[Nochowderforyou]

bedake, i used to snort random shit too. salt makes your face burn. the wierdest thing i did was a line of pixie stick with hot sauce.

I knew a few guys who use to do that too.

I watched a guy do 2 huge lines of salt for $20.

When I was younger, we convinced my buddy Clayton to snort a line of salt, and to squirt lemon juice in his eye to stop the burning. We told him it would get him wasted. He did it, we laughed, and now the guy smokes Meth for a living

[friendowl]

i smoked seeds when i was a kid thinking it would fuck me up.
got tweezers and held the seed while burning with a lighter.and trying to suck up the smoke.i realize now that those seeds were brought back from thailand from my friends dad in the 70's.

this dumb fuckin kid we call pumba got too high and was freaking out.
it was like 2 in tha morning and i told him that if he takes his shirt off and put the water hose on and wet yourself up youll get sober quick.
this fool actually does just that.funny as fuck to see this fat kid all wet and high.

[MaryjaneMenehune]

I remember the first time I took a hit of a g-bong... I was watching one of my friends do it for the first time. It was sick, he came up from it with the biggest smile I have ever seen. I took it next and spilt some water on the table, but no one noticed. The kid who hit it after me wound up spilling water all over the damn place...you know who I'm talking about, the dumbass kid who always breaks bowls or spills shit... I'm glad I wasn't found out, thanks to the dumb kid...
I also know a kid who sold mashed up oregano mixed with a "secret ingredient" to this loser...the loser came back the next day and said he got as high as shit and that it was the best he had ever smoked...the secret ingredient, you might be wondering....was pubic hair. what a retard.

[Nochowderforyou]

I remember the first time I took a hit of a g-bong... I was watching one of my friends do it for the first time. It was sick, he came up from it with the biggest smile I have ever seen. I took it next and spilt some water on the table, but no one noticed. The kid who hit it after me wound up spilling water all over the damn place...you know who I'm talking about, the dumbass kid who always breaks bowls or spills shit... I'm glad I wasn't found out, thanks to the dumb kid...
I also know a kid who sold mashed up oregano mixed with a "secret ingredient" to this loser...the loser came back the next day and said he got as high as shit and that it was the best he had ever smoked...the secret ingredient, you might be wondering....was pubic hair. what a retard.

Pubes? Nasty! I watched this kid get "blazed" off of lawn grass and pocket lint before I didn't sell it to him, back then it was one of the bigger kids who did, but I knew about it, and laughed the whole time.

I remeber the first time I did a gravity bong too. I was 21 and a 16yr old showed me how to use it I had never seen anything like it before and here I am, coughing and wheezing after a hit. I love "g-bongs", they're great!

Peace

[Whos Carl]

When I took a drag of a joint for the 1st time I breathed in till I couldnt breathe it anymore.

I was still coughing 10 minutes later.

[PaulCT7]

I cant recall any totally retarded thing that I have done, but I am sure that there are countless...

However, this kid, a real nerd I might add, and a nice one though... He decided he would try soem mj with us. He puts at least 3 inches of the bowl into his mouth, looked like he was giving a BJ!

I noticed it first, and was like WTF? And explained everythign slowly to him after that, the way a proper friend was.

He has not tried it again since, but he will at least know the correct form next time!