my favorite one was

Just because you go through 3 hammers a month doesnt mean your a skilled craftsman.. It just means you need to learn a thing or two about proper hammer maintenance.
justinsane Reviewed by justinsane on . Deep thoughts by Jack handey Anyone ever remeber this from saturday Night Live? it was my favorite, and I bought a book years ago with all the qoutes in it, I just found it agian today, here's my favorite: One things kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead i drove him to a old burnt out warehouse. "Oh, no" I sadi "disneyland burned down!" He cried, and cried, but I think that deep done, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over Rating: 5