Here's a couple more:
"I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say"
"We use to laugh at grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing when he'd come home back with some whore he picked up in town"
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem so funny."
potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on . Deep thoughts by Jack handey Anyone ever remeber this from saturday Night Live? it was my favorite, and I bought a book years ago with all the qoutes in it, I just found it agian today, here's my favorite: One things kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead i drove him to a old burnt out warehouse. "Oh, no" I sadi "disneyland burned down!" He cried, and cried, but I think that deep done, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over Rating: 5