Anyone ever remeber this from saturday Night Live? it was my favorite, and I bought a book years ago with all the qoutes in it, I just found it agian today, here's my favorite:
One things kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead i drove him to a old burnt out warehouse. "Oh, no" I sadi "disneyland burned down!"
He cried, and cried, but I think that deep done, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.



There is some other pretty funny ones too, let me know if ya wanna hear them.
potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on . Deep thoughts by Jack handey Anyone ever remeber this from saturday Night Live? it was my favorite, and I bought a book years ago with all the qoutes in it, I just found it agian today, here's my favorite: One things kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead i drove him to a old burnt out warehouse. "Oh, no" I sadi "disneyland burned down!" He cried, and cried, but I think that deep done, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over Rating: 5