What would you do if made dictator of the US?

[dopesmoker]

i would make an alliance with cuba, then invade anyone that pissed me off.
i would legalize marijuana of course.
make a personal army
increase military spending and research
execute anyone that gets in my way
make a better healthcare system
make the country more environmentally friendly.
pull troops out of iraq
restart the production of nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons
pay for colloge and university tuitions
help homeless people get back on their feet
protect sensitive ecosystems
increase border security
get rid of the NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement)
help eliminate traffic jams that add to the pollution and deteriating environment
provide funding for the arts
help kids get involved in activities such as sports
raise the minimum wage and increase tariffs

[mrdevious]

dopesmoker, why would you start making nukes, bio, and chemical weapons? there's so much violence and hatred in the world already, and those weapons are only good for slaughtering millions of innocents. Personally I'm just really tired of it all, all the constant bickering and killing and hatred over all this stupid shit in the world. actually screw it, I'd make my nation a buddhist state

[dopesmoker]

dopesmoker, why would you start making nukes, bio, and chemical weapons? there's so much violence and hatred in the world already, and those weapons are only good for slaughtering millions of innocents. Personally I'm just really tired of it all, all the constant bickering and killing and hatred over all this stupid shit in the world. actually screw it, I'd make my nation a buddhist state

yah i know not many people agree with it but i personally think that as long as i dont go around dropping them on random people i'll be fine

[Funkamander]

I also forgot make mass transit free.

[mrdevious]

yah i know not many people agree with it but i personally think that as long as i dont go around dropping them on random people i'll be fine

ok, but still, what do you need them for?

[Awill3449]

Damn dude, that must have taken a while. Here are my social liberatarian views:
- Legalize weed, obviously
- Fund needle exchanges/detox for hardcore addicts
- Gasoline taxes and/or mandatory miles per gallon for cars
- Apologize to the rest of the world for all the bullshit
- Bring the troops home from Iraq asap
- Nat'l healthcare and capitalist healthcare system for those who want it
- Legal, available abortions w/o parent permission, husband permission bs
- Reduce gov't interference w/ social matters and with religion ie. no intelligent design in schools, no domestic spying without warrants
- Legal gay marriage/civil unions or whatever you want to call it
- End incarceration of non-violent offenders
- Increase minimum wage
- Basically let people do what they want and make the country greener
- I'd probably also not want to be dictator and set up some sort of democracy.

[dopesmoker]

I also forgot make mass transit free.

thats a pretty good idea

[dopesmoker]

ok, but still, what do you need them for?

if i have more then everyone else no one else will try to do anything to me. And basically demenstrates my power

[Awill3449]

if i have more then everyone else no one else will try to do anything to me. And basically demenstrates my power

If you're talking about weapons, that's really not true. Example: the United States now. No one's trying to do anything? Iraq four years ago. No one did anything? No one ever messed with an armed country? North Korea? Germany?

[dopesmoker]

If you're talking about weapons, that's really not true. Example: the United States now. No one's trying to do anything? Iraq four years ago. No one did anything? No one ever messed with an armed country? North Korea? Germany?

I didnt mean just armed i mean extremely armed as in if a country attempted to invade their entire continent would be a smoking hole. i know that very few people agree with me but i am a very militaryistic person. if thats a word