Apologize to the world.

Then, fire Congress.

Then, take all the money that Congress would be wasting and make a new branch of government: Internal Affairs.

Then, eradicate everything to do with the legal system, and start from the ground up.

Then, eradicate everything to do with the educational system, and start from the ground up.

Then, switch teachers' salaries with pro athletes' and actors'.

Then, murder everyone who disagrees with me. Personally.