Comedy Central's Joke of The Day

[beachguy in thongs]

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 02-04-2006. Comedy Central's Joke of The Day Talking Italian A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady Rating: 5

[jonny]

not bad! it would only work when read though, not said out loud, and you have to read it a 2nd time through to get it.


Pretty good though

If anyone can do a good italian accent say it out loud, its much funnier (I found anyway)

J

[Nochowderforyou]

That one was pretty good. :thumbsup:

I read one today that made me chuckle.

Q: What has 9 arms and 10 legs?
A: Def Lepperd (the band)

[beachguy in thongs]

Lol, that's like...

Q: What has six eyes, six hands, and, seems like, six drummers?
A: Rush (the band).

[Funkamander]

What did the blind, deaf, retarded fat kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.