A man walks into a talent agent's office and says "I got a routine I want to perform." The talent agent asks "What's the routine?"

The man replies:

Me and my wife get on stage, and I place her on a stool. I take a donkey out and whip it's cock out and jack that motherfucker off and load a big load of donkey cum all over her shirt and she rolls around in it. The kicker is..my daughter is in the audience..fingering my cousin, who just happens to be her dad. Well anyways..she takes her finger, shoves em straight up her nose and laughs her ass off until she can't laugh anymore and her cousin takes the biggest shit you've ever seen and just rolls around in it.

The talent agent says "What do you call this routine?"

The man replies, "The Aristocrats."