ok just felt i hadta add this

ok so the dude just called cuz he needs me and my husband to help him move a tv they just got. his woman can't help cuz she's pregnant and all. so while he's on the phone he's like :

"oh btw she didnt kick me out last night. i just put words into her mouth and stayed there"

this was said while she's sitting right there and it sounded like she'd told him to say those exact words lol.

fuckin women, man.