Quote Originally Posted by robert42
Thats a good idea but

i would of put peantut butter up my ass and when they walked towards me i woulda put my hands down my pants grabbed a chunk of peantut butter start crazilly eating it, letting them think im eating shit and see how long it is before one of them touched me.

I am seriously laughing my ass off!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Im not even high and i rarely laugh from stuff i read. Hilarious!!! You should write stuff for SNL. That way it would actually be funny.


Also it sounds pretty phony so I'm calling shenanigans!!!