Quote Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
So you battle life, and aspire to a humble death?

I love life, and I will kill death

I woke up this morning
put on my slippers
went to the kitchen and died
and oh what a feeling
when my soul rose through the ceiling
and on up into heaven i did rise
When i got there they did say, "dai*ma, it happened this-a-way
you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
and all the angels say
just before you passed away
these were the very last words that you said

"Please dont bury me
down in the cold cold ground
i'd rather have'em cut me up and pass me all around
throw my brains in a hurricane
the blind can have my eye's
the deaf can take both my ears
if they dont mind the size"

yee haw :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
dai*ma
daima Reviewed by daima on . Drug raid on my friends school My friend told me about a "raid" on his school he didnt have anything on him but there are lots of drugs ot the school. so all the dealers are like FUCK!!! then come up with the best idea. they get some other clothes on get some gloves and take the weed and spread it EVERYWHERE foot pathes locker rooms classrooms everywhere. so the drug dogs are just barking in a fenzy the whole time and no one got busted! HAHAHA ill remember that! Rating: 5