I remeber one time I was so sick with food poisoning, I was shitting and barfing all at the same time. Everytime I'd hurl, I'd lose all control and shit my ass off. That was a bad night, until they doped me up really good and I passed out

Funny story. Poor girl, ha! Funny girl!
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . poor girl today at lunch time i was in the lounge eating my sandwich when my co-worker sneezed real hard and shit on herself.she was crying and all the girls told her it was ok. fuck that it aint ok.i was sitting next to her and i heard the sound like a branch breaking and then her face went upside down.what a nasty hyna.she had to drive home with shit in her pants. Rating: 5