hahahaha

Respect your mother's wishes and smoke outside.

You can even store all your shit outside if you have some waterproof mason jars and a shed or something.

"I'm going out to smoke, since you don't want me to do it in the house. You can't stop me from smoking, no matter how hard you try, so stop trying. If I quit, it'll be my choice. If you are psychotic enough to call the police on your own son, then I will go down to the County Courthouse tomorrow and get the papers for me to be emancipated from you. Now, leave me here"

See what she does then.