Ouija Boards

[mrdevious]

MrDevious, I find it amusing how you have a depiction of Buddha as your avatar, yet you take the name of the Lord in vain.
Can I ask you not to blaspheme the Lord? Im OK with swearing, shit, I swear like a trooper myself, but can you please refrain from using the Lords name in vain?
Thanks.

If it bothers you that much, then I won't use it, no biggie. though I don't quite see the "amusing" part.

mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on 02-03-2006. Ouija Boards Personaly I have never used one and the curiosity in me wants me to but my fear says no. I'd just like to know if anyone hear has ever tried one and what happened. I also understand that these are powerful tools no matter how you believe they work. Also please don't go on about how they are fake and are rigged up a certain way to make them say certain things.:thumbsup: Rating: 5

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

Personaly I have never used one and the curiosity in me wants me to but my fear says no. I'd just like to know if anyone hear has ever tried one and what happened. I also understand that these are powerful tools no matter how you believe they work. Also please don't go on about how they are fake and are rigged up a certain way to make them say certain things.:thumbsup:

im very happy u made this thread. i was gonna make it, but its hard to explain everything.

ANYONE who saids they are bullshit either DOESNT KNOW SHIT, or hasnt done it proberly... ive experenced things that are not in this world.
using the oujua board has changed my view on relegion and my existance on this world...i now know life doesnt end.

me and me mates spend 1 week non- stop playing the oujua board...we became addicted to it for a while and we would catch spirits so easily we hardly had to chant...ive met sooo many spirits...lots of evil ones and some really nice ones. i could go on foreva about it... even the most sceptical of my freinds was speachless after doing it. so dont comment about it unless you have done it move than once



EVERYONE READ ON PLEASE,



one thing ive learned is they CAN read your mind.

i asked one spirit what was my address...
it then spelt out my address...wtf?
when i asked for my mobile phone number
it would spell it out...
every question you ask about yourself...it WILL know.
even your sexuality and favourite band...

i noticed when u dont think of the answers in your head...they dont know.
also, every spirit we contacted...over 50 of them. they all died by either suicide, murder, gas chamber, war, disease, car crash...all un natrual stuff..
i beleive, if you die that way you go into limbo.., and using the oujua board is the only way to contact them.

one thing a little kid spirit "matt" told us once i'll never forget..

we were talkin to him right, then suddenly he said he HAS to say goodbye because the darkness is coming...then pointed to the smiley face...and he was gone.

and he also said he wasnt dead or alive,, just sleeping kind of. like a dream.

thats fucked up...thin he was around 13, died in a car crash in queensland aus.

dont beleive it? this proves its real and made us all get a shiver up our spine,
this dude came through, think his name was glenn he said he was 51 but he died of lung cancer from smokin, he had 3 boys and 2 girls. and he died the night before we contacted him. he lived not far from where i do,,and even said a street in which he used to live years before he died....which jus so happens to be up the road from me. i still didnt fully beleive him, cause they do lie alot...then next day we looked in the death pages in the newspaper and funny enough...there was glenn, 51 years old, lived in latrobe, of cancer. 3 sons 2 daughters. my friend still has the cutout somewhere.

EXPLAIN THAT SCEPTICS!!

its sad that he went on to say he is in hell..
i asked if he was craving a smoke
he said yes
he smoked holiday gold
i asked whats it like to die?
he said painfull
i said are you ok
he said yes
we asked if he misses his family
he said no

we asked other stuff, but thats all i cant remember sorry.


i was abusing it for a few days...when i didnt like a spirit id give it so much shit they would go or would act immature...some of the time we played it we were stoned as well, which ive read your NOT suppose to do, but we did.
the adverage evil spirit would just say shit like,

kill
james
rape
james
die
james
your goin you hell
kill your freind

all that kinda stuff...and it would fling off the board or it would move around the board so fast we couldnt control it.



i cant tell u ALL now...its REAL SHIT i was telling all the spirits thatr they are fuckin stupit, and they cant spell for shit and just pissing them off, and not respecting them. it may seem cool and funny to give them shit at the time. but once the fun is over and ur alone in your bed...they can fuck you up.

3 days after pissing them off...everynight between 1am - 3am i would wake up in a thick sweat...i remember having a good dream , then it would turn into a nightmare..and i would awake for no reason. this would happen for 3 nights, my freinds told me thats a warning sign to stop, but i didnt listen.
each night i woke up sweating more..and i SWEAR something else was in the room...on the second night i started to worry, casue i woke again covered in sweat. felt the precence of something even more.
then on night 3, i was dreaming a happy dream, it turned evil, i awoke, out of breath, swimming in sweat on a cold night. i awoke with the right side of my head facing the pillow. with my ear pointing to the cealing.. i remember feeling air flo throught my ear like someine was blowing into it...then i heard this FUCKING LOUD SCREAM. the most demonic scream ive ever heard for about 3 seconds...i cant explain it. it wasnt human thats for sure. it was so loud i had to close my eyes. its the most evil thing ive ever experinced...and it sounded like more than one demon.. i fuckin froze in shock...i then felt like something was goining through my thoughts bacause i was thinking of really random shit...and having flash backs from my memory. i was deff for a few seconds after it. i was crying tears of shock i was so freaked i then felt something touch my leg...i was forced to turn the light on, i couldnt stand it...and from this day, that is the most freakest thing to happen to me....and since then i havent used the oujua board. its scary because i know ONLY i could heard it...i swear something was kneling over me, screaming into my ear it freaks me out as i type this bacause i just cannot explain it.

i have more stories but im fuckin tired of typin.

have fun.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

sorry bout the spellin too but im stoned.

[Euphoric]

Wow those are some awesome experiences stoned as fuk person!!!

yes i think spirits can give you nightmares, somehow. I've had plenty of horrible dreams then wake up and sense them in the room...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Some Christians would consider the following phrases to be â??taking the Lordâ??s name in vainâ?�:

For the love of God!
MARY, MOTHER OF CHRIST!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!
Jumpin Jiminy Christmas

Therefore, I think that maybe other, non-lord sayings, should suffice as replacements, such as:
Holy Fuckin' Moses!

Hope this helps!

[Myth1184]

1...they are fake...2..largest producer of these boards is Milton Bradley..so they are technically a TOY. And besides..if ANY of you actually get into this, you would know you only use the board at the Witching Hour...which is 2am...

[Funkamander]

Oh please Myth.

Everyone knows Milton Bradley holds the key to communicating with spirits. That's why they mass-produce them. So that we can all contact spirits. It has nothing to do with taking advantage of slumber parties.

Spirits.

[mrdevious]

1...they are fake...2..largest producer of these boards is Milton Bradley..so they are technically a TOY. And besides..if ANY of you actually get into this, you would know you only use the board at the Witching Hour...which is 2am...

true, but if you dare to question the validity of the magic powers of the milton bradly toys, or anything else for that matter, you're "closed minded with no concept of true reality"

[opiuser]

Jesus christ it's amazing that grown people believe in a piece of cardboard made by a kid in tailand and sold in walmart.

actually, they dont sell them in walmarts. Ive heard that if you find one there, it's looking for you.

just stooperstition

[mrdevious]

actually, they dont sell them in walmarts. Ive heard that if you find one there, it's looking for you.

just stooperstition

Well now I'm just scared