FREAKY THANGS

[JunkYard]

I dont think i could lick em out if there was blood everywhere... errr

Niether could I, lol! Did you know there is actually a term for going down a lady during menstration? It's called 'red winging' it. (Yumm!)

WAIT!!! I mean gross, ooops!

I think it's a Hells Angels thing? I could never do it, myself. I simply don't have the stomach for it, and just the thought brings todays lunch up to my throat. Yuck!

Sex is good, though! Albeit, a little messy...

[cannabis campbell]

I think the craziest the I ever did was run from a cop in my moms car. Man what a rush. That feeling when u know u'll be fucked if ur caught.

lol literally (in prison)

[cannabis campbell]

Jesus..."When the rivers run red, take the back door instead"!

or use the shower like most decent people

[zephyrinne]

For you guys saying 'gross' about eating a girl out that's on her period.. I've never had a guy do it to me during that time, but there IS a way to do it without having blood everywhere. If she's wearing a tampon, you can still lick her clit and even lower without a touch of blood. Just saying... lol.

And for sex during that time, do it in the shower.. rinses right off. Or just do it in bed and lay a towel down, then get in the shower afterwards..

My craziest/hottest time would probably have to be my first time being with a girl.. I think you get the picture.

[friendowl]

the craziest shit ive done aint that crazy.threesome on acid

but one night me and my homie were tweaking and were bored.
i kept rolling joints and he kept saying he wanted to fuck a bitch
the next thing i remember is this weirdo climbing into the window
of our other homies pad.i just watched and thought what the fuck
is he up to.after a few minutes of him going in the window i get curious
so i creep over since its like 3:18 am.when i peek in the window i see
my homie laying on the floor next to the sofa.on the sofa was my other friends mom.she was sound asleep and my crazy homie was touching her breast.i got shocked cuz he usually aint like this.i was tempted to yell out something to wake her up but i just left.when he came back he told me not to say shit.i told his ass he is a fucking pervert sex offender and i split.
the next day he kept saying it was the drugs that he aint gonna fuck around no more.i was like whatever but i dont trust that vato.the mom never found out.

[Mansin]

Crazy'st shit i've ever done was when i was out skating behind kmart and the manager came out and yelled at me, I called him a fucking nazi and he made me go into his office, while i was there i saw a stock girl working, i gave her a wink and a smile and she told me to follow her into the back, she didnt lock the door and when that bastard came looking for me he opend up the door and saw us. She got fired on the spot...I got her number.

[LIP]

lmao!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I had sex with another girl in the restroom of a club.