My personal announcement to Paige...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

hmm, aristotle once again u r the man. what u said is exactly how ppl need to see life. and jessica alba is fuckin sexy

penguin, its hard to believe your over paige already, ITS ALSO HARD TO BELIEVE WERE ALL STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS, but besides that, ill keep it simple because ive said enough to you.

you will love, fall out of love, and love again. your young man, bitches come and bitches go. have fun, date around, you sound like a smart kid use ur brain to your advantage.

goodluck with your love life

later

True, true, man.

Yeah, I'm pretty chill and laid back about everything right now, no big troubles.

Right now my only stress is all the people that have been hating on me in these threads that shouldn't even still be going...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Yeah, I am going to add another post. "Why?", you might be thinking. The reason is simple, I f***ing bothered to invest a good five or more minutes to reading this rollercoaster of drama that some call a message board. I feel cheap and kind of angry at the whole pervertedness of it all. Man, I've got to say that it is amazing that you are going to set your standards so high as to attempt to go out with a cheerleader. Is it stereotypical for a pubescent boy to be fantasizing about dating a cheerleader or am I being dillusional? This whole thing is just ridiculous, especially the part at the end where people feel obligated to post on their strong disapproval of the excessively verbose and lengthy thread. (Plus there are the people who plug pot somewhere in the middle of their rant.) I love it and I'm sickened by it all at once.
brilliant work, you couldn't have scripted it better.
-------> now let's get high :rasta:
-mjmenehune

Why go after a hot cheerleader?

Because I happen to know her? Why the hell shouldn't I try?

Now pass that joint...

[WeekenD TokeR]

I'm officially killing this thread. After this post, it dies. Forever.

[lateralus]

it was said awhile back, either the thread you first introduced her to cannabis, or one of her first threads... i dunno it's been awhile i just remember it coming up and you saying something along the lines of "never she's liek a sister" or some shit... goddamnit i'm too drunk to play memory games... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

I believe my exact words were "I'd be preparing myself for heartbreak".

As for women: more fish in the sea! ALWAYS! Humans weren't built for commitment, and if you can maintain a healthy relationship (w/ excitement, trust, AND sex) you're one in a billion. When you've been in several close relationships, letting go seems easier, and more logical each time, at least in my case.

[Paige]

ah this is CRAZY!!!! and i am bringing it back up... cuz i just wasted like.. 30 minutes reading it all..

i cant even remember what i was goign to say.. except that the cheerleader he likes.. if i am guessing right.. it gross.. o well though.. good luck with that one jakey

[slipknotpsycho]

I'm officially killing this thread. After this post, it dies. Forever.

~performs CPR~

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

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No more thread.

[coloradosfinest]

This is the stupidest shit ever, and i know im just reviving a thread that should be dead by now, but dude, this is the least "smooth" action ever initiated in history. Just talk to her in person, it will work a lot better. Not trying to hate on you dude, but up your game and maybe you will make some progress. Peace.

[Strikerrr]

Don't get strung out dog but that paige girl looks hot dude. I'd be pissed if she was pissed at me.

[JBlaze82]

lets just get high everyone:smokin: