Kidnap her siblings to get her attention. She's obviously not interested in you right now and this is a quick way to get that attention.

If she doesn't have siblings, slip some sort of non-lethal poison into her soup. When she's not at school for an extended period of time, spread the rumor that she sucked off the big flamboyant senior(there's one in every high school) and told him she just wanted to practice giving head, but instead, wound up with a minor STD because said flamboyant kid sleeps with dirty guys in porn theatres(according to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia).

Last time I checked, though, girls don't find it a turn on when you have to use a message board to try and profess love to a girl in a pitiful, desperate, attention-seeking way.
Aristotle Reviewed by Aristotle on . My personal announcement to Paige... Okay, since you told EVERYONE HERE without telling ME...I'm going to tell YOU some things here. First of all, that was a really BITCHY thing to do. You know, you said you LIKED a guy, but you didn't MENTION the fact that you're GOING OUT WITH HIM. Second, you could have called me and TOLD me that you had had your first time, INSTEAD OF TELLING THESE PEOPLE. Third, Thanks a lot for driving me insane with love and then ripping my heart out. My bro was right, you did end up hurting me in Rating: 5