My personal announcement to Paige...

[pixel]

ilu penguin!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Thank you, Pixel.

I love you too.

[s2headhunter]

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

[tokinggreg]

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

Dude.. she's just going to think you're creepy. She has a boyfriend. Don't try to get in her e-pants.

[Aristotle]

Kidnap her siblings to get her attention. She's obviously not interested in you right now and this is a quick way to get that attention.

If she doesn't have siblings, slip some sort of non-lethal poison into her soup. When she's not at school for an extended period of time, spread the rumor that she sucked off the big flamboyant senior(there's one in every high school) and told him she just wanted to practice giving head, but instead, wound up with a minor STD because said flamboyant kid sleeps with dirty guys in porn theatres(according to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia).

Last time I checked, though, girls don't find it a turn on when you have to use a message board to try and profess love to a girl in a pitiful, desperate, attention-seeking way.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

What the hell are you talking about, Aristotle???

This isn't attention-seeking, the message was only to her but I can't keep other people from coming in here and seeing it.

Be quiet.

[silasbotwin]

uh. try a telephone. you are 100% attention-seeking.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...this has gone from a thread to a comedy.

[slipknotpsycho]

/slap for everyone that can't tell this is all meant to be funny and thinks it's serious.

[silasbotwin]

i dont care what it is. this isnt a fucking chatroom.