although my dad doesn't know I smoke and would kill me if he knew, i leave my shit out in the open because i'm an adult and really he can't say much, he's seen my bong and one hitters and at first he thought the one hitters were crack pipes which i laughed my ass off but I just told him they were for tobacco ( he knows I smoke cigs) and he actually believed it, and hasn't questioned me since

I have a cubby hole above my closet, which i use to hide my stuff when the landlord comes by to check out the house, so thats basically my only hiding place