Ye man, theres nothing in the world that looks more like a prick than a pissed out of there face, blacked out drunk, I've only blacked out once when drinking whiskey and gin in the midday sun, and got told I was doing sum fuckin stupid shit, got confrontational with ppl around me who were just trying to hav a laugh, while usually I just turn a blind eye, even if they are pissing me off, so no doubt ure mates kicked the fuck out of u, if you started to run at them. I mean look at it from a third person perspective, if you've ever seen sum1 totally off there tits from booze u'll no what morons they look like, there motor skills reduced to a 2 yr olds, staggering, slurrin every word but only problem is you turn in to an outspoken opinionated twat when ure pissed, its not that you think you can take on the world, you just couldn't giv a shit if you get hurt or not, which makes u alot more ballsy to say the shit you really wanna say to ppl when they are pissing u off, even slightly.
Now picture this heap of limbs, getting very seriously pissed off at u, because they misunderstood sumthing you said and ure trying to jus clear it up, but this fucker won't let it go and now starts pushin ya, slurring 'u fuckaaaa' what r u gonna do? you could in a very liberal way go 'ahhhhh well he drank too much, its the drink talking, I'll hold this little inebriated man down, while he makes a lunge for my throat, poor devil' or you'd look at it from the real viewpoint, a twat is running at me, ready to fight, cuz he misunderstood sumthing I sed, cuz he's pissed *CLOTHESLINE* BITCH!!!. Blaming ure mates for 'letting' ya get in to that state, and not helping you is something a bitch does, especially cuz you don't even know what went on, accept responsibility for your actions, accept that you acted like a twat and took in way more alcohol than you could handle, and you probly deserved the beating, only problem is u'll never know how you got in to the fights cuz you got that mashed you can't remember, so you really don't know who's fault it was, but you would have defineatly fought a hell of a lot better if you'd have drank less it doesn't matter, look at it on the bright side, now you know your limit, you know ure mates are just that mates, casual acquaintences who share common interests, your not dead after a man who can bench 200 took a full swipe at ure neck, and you got a gr8 story to tell your kids about the dangers of getting jus that bit too mashed, but its pretty funny, cuz when I blacked out those couple of hours I was mobile and interacting with everybody, but I have no fucking idea, what was driving my reasoning and logic, and if my friend didn't tell about what happened, I would have woke up with my head in the toilet, thinking that I simply felt sick, walked in the toilet and blacked out after puking, haha. Oh, alcohol, nectar of the gods
Jimmicrackedcorn Reviewed by Jimmicrackedcorn on . my friends might b selfish assholes i got retarded drunk last saturday at like 8 pm cuz i never been that drunk so i never though bout concequences. i got sum friends over an after a while i started getting more and more drunk as time passed, dont know why this happens to people like to give an idea, for like an hour i was only in boxers, i took my pants off and i seriously couldnt think of a single reason in the world why i would have done that. i had like 10 kids including sum girls why the fuck would i do that. it was Rating: 5