i got retarded drunk last saturday at like 8 pm cuz i never been that drunk so i never though bout concequences. i got sum friends over an after a while i started getting more and more drunk as time passed, dont know why this happens to people

like to give an idea, for like an hour i was only in boxers, i took my pants off and i seriously couldnt think of a single reason in the world why i would have done that. i had like 10 kids including sum girls why the fuck would i do that.

it was all good till i reached the point of complete retardation. as i became exceedingly drunk, at approximately 11pm or something, my mind lost its ability to record memory. so basically, the rest of the night i have absoulutely 0 memory. but the night went on for like 2 more hours, so lots of shit happend.

what ive been told is that i was a violent mofo trying to beat up everyone. basically i was completely retarded. usually when im drunk i like to talk to girls and shit, but i was just sitting their, according to them, or i was trying to fight. when im drunk, i have infinite energy. i wont feel the huge gash on my knee, and i will not even look at it. ill just jump back to my feet at entertainingly fast speeds.

but, when i woke up the next morning at like 10 am, i woke up in pain. my entire body was sore. every muscle had been punched i guess. lots of injuries but i was lucky, cuz it wasnt, and still isnt, hard to hide them all.

and so then i though about it and i realized that for me, the only time i get violently drunk is when people are annoying me and provoking me.

but when i was fighing all the guys their, i was blacked out. so i have no rememberance of it happening at all.

so, 2 things could have happend. either i just at one point snapped and started uncontrollably fighing everyone, or i became really retarded, so they starting playing jokes on me or something, and they were too immature/selfish to just end it instead of agreeing to fight me. cuz before i blacked out, i had no intention of fighting people.

only today i realized how much my neck hurts, and how injured it is. apparently some kid who can bench like 200 took a full powered swing to my neck when i was running towards him or something, causing me to pass out or something.

basically my firneds beat me up. they could have prevented it, they could have calmed me down, hold me down at least.

and now i know the true meaning of being only a little drunk.
DarkFirer Reviewed by DarkFirer on . my friends might b selfish assholes i got retarded drunk last saturday at like 8 pm cuz i never been that drunk so i never though bout concequences. i got sum friends over an after a while i started getting more and more drunk as time passed, dont know why this happens to people like to give an idea, for like an hour i was only in boxers, i took my pants off and i seriously couldnt think of a single reason in the world why i would have done that. i had like 10 kids including sum girls why the fuck would i do that. it was Rating: 5