my friends might b selfish assholes

[DarkFirer]

i got retarded drunk last saturday at like 8 pm cuz i never been that drunk so i never though bout concequences. i got sum friends over an after a while i started getting more and more drunk as time passed, dont know why this happens to people

like to give an idea, for like an hour i was only in boxers, i took my pants off and i seriously couldnt think of a single reason in the world why i would have done that. i had like 10 kids including sum girls why the fuck would i do that.

it was all good till i reached the point of complete retardation. as i became exceedingly drunk, at approximately 11pm or something, my mind lost its ability to record memory. so basically, the rest of the night i have absoulutely 0 memory. but the night went on for like 2 more hours, so lots of shit happend.

what ive been told is that i was a violent mofo trying to beat up everyone. basically i was completely retarded. usually when im drunk i like to talk to girls and shit, but i was just sitting their, according to them, or i was trying to fight. when im drunk, i have infinite energy. i wont feel the huge gash on my knee, and i will not even look at it. ill just jump back to my feet at entertainingly fast speeds.

but, when i woke up the next morning at like 10 am, i woke up in pain. my entire body was sore. every muscle had been punched i guess. lots of injuries but i was lucky, cuz it wasnt, and still isnt, hard to hide them all.

and so then i though about it and i realized that for me, the only time i get violently drunk is when people are annoying me and provoking me.

but when i was fighing all the guys their, i was blacked out. so i have no rememberance of it happening at all.

so, 2 things could have happend. either i just at one point snapped and started uncontrollably fighing everyone, or i became really retarded, so they starting playing jokes on me or something, and they were too immature/selfish to just end it instead of agreeing to fight me. cuz before i blacked out, i had no intention of fighting people.

only today i realized how much my neck hurts, and how injured it is. apparently some kid who can bench like 200 took a full powered swing to my neck when i was running towards him or something, causing me to pass out or something.

basically my firneds beat me up. they could have prevented it, they could have calmed me down, hold me down at least.

and now i know the true meaning of being only a little drunk.

DarkFirer Reviewed by DarkFirer on 01-31-2006. my friends might b selfish assholes i got retarded drunk last saturday at like 8 pm cuz i never been that drunk so i never though bout concequences. i got sum friends over an after a while i started getting more and more drunk as time passed, dont know why this happens to people like to give an idea, for like an hour i was only in boxers, i took my pants off and i seriously couldnt think of a single reason in the world why i would have done that. i had like 10 kids including sum girls why the fuck would i do that. it was Rating: 5

[Polymirize]

I can think of at least one other possible lesson to be learned from that rather than immediately jumping to doubting your friends. But I guess you'd know better than anyone else... so what do you think?

[justinsane]

I can think of at least one other possible lesson to be learned from that rather than immediately jumping to doubting your friends. But I guess you'd know better than anyone else... so what do you think?

Very wise quote by Polymirize.

[skulltorcha]

It was your choice to get drunk not your friends, dont go blaming your friends because of everything that happened to you that night, take responsibility for your own actions.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Ye man, theres nothing in the world that looks more like a prick than a pissed out of there face, blacked out drunk, I've only blacked out once when drinking whiskey and gin in the midday sun, and got told I was doing sum fuckin stupid shit, got confrontational with ppl around me who were just trying to hav a laugh, while usually I just turn a blind eye, even if they are pissing me off, so no doubt ure mates kicked the fuck out of u, if you started to run at them. I mean look at it from a third person perspective, if you've ever seen sum1 totally off there tits from booze u'll no what morons they look like, there motor skills reduced to a 2 yr olds, staggering, slurrin every word but only problem is you turn in to an outspoken opinionated twat when ure pissed, its not that you think you can take on the world, you just couldn't giv a shit if you get hurt or not, which makes u alot more ballsy to say the shit you really wanna say to ppl when they are pissing u off, even slightly.
Now picture this heap of limbs, getting very seriously pissed off at u, because they misunderstood sumthing you said and ure trying to jus clear it up, but this fucker won't let it go and now starts pushin ya, slurring 'u fuckaaaa' what r u gonna do? you could in a very liberal way go 'ahhhhh well he drank too much, its the drink talking, I'll hold this little inebriated man down, while he makes a lunge for my throat, poor devil' or you'd look at it from the real viewpoint, a twat is running at me, ready to fight, cuz he misunderstood sumthing I sed, cuz he's pissed *CLOTHESLINE* BITCH!!!. Blaming ure mates for 'letting' ya get in to that state, and not helping you is something a bitch does, especially cuz you don't even know what went on, accept responsibility for your actions, accept that you acted like a twat and took in way more alcohol than you could handle, and you probly deserved the beating, only problem is u'll never know how you got in to the fights cuz you got that mashed you can't remember, so you really don't know who's fault it was, but you would have defineatly fought a hell of a lot better if you'd have drank less it doesn't matter, look at it on the bright side, now you know your limit, you know ure mates are just that mates, casual acquaintences who share common interests, your not dead after a man who can bench 200 took a full swipe at ure neck, and you got a gr8 story to tell your kids about the dangers of getting jus that bit too mashed, but its pretty funny, cuz when I blacked out those couple of hours I was mobile and interacting with everybody, but I have no fucking idea, what was driving my reasoning and logic, and if my friend didn't tell about what happened, I would have woke up with my head in the toilet, thinking that I simply felt sick, walked in the toilet and blacked out after puking, haha. Oh, alcohol, nectar of the gods

[Chongzbongz]

Maybe your just a little bit to fcuked up,? huh is that it? Are you just a big fckn retard?

[420purplehaze420]

i didnt read it all but its probably puberty, just ride it out it will get better

[thcbongman]

Why is it your friend's responsibility to control you?

If you came to me swinging, fuck yea I would kick your ass, even if you were one of my close boys. I would expect them to do the same if I swung at them.

[Kokujin X]

I have been piss drunk like that and blacked out before (not that I wanted this). From what my friends tell me I was just sitting there and was really kinda just incomprehendable (sp?). I guess one of my friends bought me some mc donalds but I was tooo drunk to eat it! They said I would just kinda put fries in my mouth but they would fall out. I woke up with piss and throwup all over myself but I guess I tried to piss but went in the bathtub and fell into it, then when I layed down I started blowin chunks. I felt like total crap the next day but i'm gald my shitfaced drunk self took a more passive role rather then some antagonistic bitch. It's really weird thinking about the time frame I stoped recording memories though, that was the first time that happend. Never drinking that much again...

[wutang123456]

dude, your freind who can bench 200 hundred hit you. Damn. I bench like 240, and i hit some dude who was trying to charge at me in the top of the head, and knocked him the fuck out. I thought it was because he was drunk, but maybe not