My mates mum actually tripped over a very valuable "piece of art"(PIEce of shit frankly) in a gallery but walked off very sharpish so her name wasn't in any papers!!

It was just a big pile of sticks!! big deal, she didn't see it, an it ended up more a load of sticks, SPREAD OUT on the floor, hahaha! She got some shocked/horrified looks, an needless to say she was out of there very quickly.

The price on the piece of "art" was somewhere in the region of £40,000 an this was quite some time ago as well, when that would have been worth more.