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    #31
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    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    i was making out with this guy and we were both stoned as fuck. so he has his tongue in my mouth just sitting there for what seems to be an hour and finally i realize and say, what are you doing. and he says. i dunno, just hanging out i guess. it was weird.

    p.s. this is my 100th post!

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    #32
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    i'd give a friend like 50 bucks if he'd do this....

    go and stand infront of a urinal and act like you're pissing, til finally some guy comes in (has to be the meanest anti-gay looking person tho) and when he pulls it out and starts pissing, the friend turn and look downwards, towards the dick... then look straight in the guy's face and go "do you like to suck cock?"

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    #33
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
    i'd give a friend like 50 bucks if he'd do this....

    go and stand infront of a urinal and act like you're pissing, til finally some guy comes in (has to be the meanest anti-gay looking person tho) and when he pulls it out and starts pissing, the friend turn and look downwards, towards the dick... then look straight in the guy's face and go "do you like to suck cock?"
    I'd have to be paid at least enough to have my face fixed.

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    #34
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    *lifts ice pack from jaw long enough to say...*

    Where's my money, bitch!?

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    #35
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.

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    #36
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fengzi
    A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.
    That should go under "Wonderful things that people say at the right time." :thumbsup:

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    #37
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    I went out with a girl who talked with a Brooklyn accent, which was weird, because she lived in Kansas her whole life. But anyway, we were having anal sex, and she obviously wasn't into it. I ask her what was the matter, and she says "It hoits" I started laughing, and couldn't stop. Good weed, I guess.
    \"Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will, within limits drawn by the equal rights of others. I do not add \"within the limits of the law\', because law if often but the tyrant\'s will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual.\"-Thomas Jefferson.

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    #38
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fengzi
    A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.
    i wish girls would say that to me

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    #39
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fengzi
    A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.
    LOL, everybody else quoted you.

    I, just, want to know why you exited in a couple of months. Seems to me you might have stayed in there a little bit, but you spent the months exiting.

    I'm busting, but you can never forget your "c". :smokin:

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    #40
    Senior Member

    Weird things people say at the wrong time.

    Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
    LOL, everybody else quoted you.

    I, just, want to know why you exited in a couple of months. Seems to me you might have stayed in there a little bit, but you spent the months exiting.

    I'm busting, but you can never forget your "c". :smokin:
    "It's hard to leave when you can't find the door"

    LOL, I stand corrected. It was an exciting couple of months The thing is, she actually did scare me off. Every guy thinks he wants to date a girl like this but when I say she was a nympho I mean she was the textbook definition of nymphomaniac. Remember that "how kinky are you" test that was going around a while back. This girl would have been off the chart. I mean this wasn't a healthy understanding of her sexuality, she had some real issues.

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