Weird things people say at the wrong time.

[pogmoasal1]

ok i made that up but it would be funny

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

If I was the girl, I'd proceed to cut off your balls.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I just remembered something funny

The 2nd guy I ever had sex with and I always joked about weird things to say just as your cumming or after you had sex to ruin the moment. After about 6 months of dating we finally have sex and about ten minutes after we have sex we're drinking and chilling naked and shit and he screams "SCOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!" and I'm like, what the fuck? He's like REMEMMMBERRRR.

I said something funny tonight that jay probably won't remember to post..
so if he doesn't I will.

[pogmoasal1]

right after look over and be like man that was even better then that time with the preist

[friendowl]

i was 19 and fucking my neighbors mom who is 37.
she came over and we did our thing.
after we were done i felt weird.she was too old.nothing to talk about.
i didnt know how to get her to leave.
i asked her if she wanted to go for a walk to 7-11.
she said yes and when we got to the door i walked her outside then told her it would be better if she went by herself.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I just remembered something funny

The 2nd guy I ever had sex with and I always joked about weird things to say just as your cumming or after you had sex to ruin the moment. After about 6 months of dating we finally have sex and about ten minutes after we have sex we're drinking and chilling naked and shit and he screams "SCOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!" and I'm like, what the fuck? He's like REMEMMMBERRRR.

I said something funny tonight that jay probably won't remember to post..
so if he doesn't I will.

Jay's a member???

Is he Endo...Jay ???


SCOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!!!

lol

Friendowl the masta playa, as always...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Yeah! After a good time with a new gal at her place, she tells me that weâ??re made for each other. The only thing that might be a problem, she says, is that her husband is getting released from prison tomorrow - but heâ??ll just have to understand that itâ??s â??loveâ??.

I went out for a pack of cigarettes and that was the end of it!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Not Enough Herb]

right after look over and be like man that was even better then that time with the preist

omfg lol

i laughed so hard i hit my head.

the first time i had sex i was really drunk with this one chick. she was drunk as hell too. so 2 minutes in she pushes me off and says no i cant do this. She gets up and starts getting dressed, and im lying there stunned and pissed off. Shes really upset at this point, so like the nice guy i am i shout "if your gonna leave can u at least give me a handjob first?"

imp:

im an ass

later

[Zinnia]

"This is hard work!"

No need to mention he's now an EX-boyfriend.