This one time, the QVO were about ready to...uh...kill everyone in the house we (the Surenos) were partying in. I (the gentleman) get the job of protecting the 8 girls in a bathroom upstairs (It was a bathroom and a walk-in closet). So, I look outside, see all the guns and other weapons the QVO had (we had nothing)...So I sit down on the toilet and start having an emotional breakdown.

So, I'm paralyzed, and I hear this:

"OMG! I CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN"
"Bitch, calm down, you trippin' "
"NO! I CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN! Yo, Penguin!"

Me: "..."

"PENGUIN!"

"..."

Another girl: "I don't wanna die a virgin either..."

Both girls, in unison: "PENGUIN! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

3rd girl gets up, makes eye contact with me, says: "You wanna fuck or not?"

Me: "..." *looks back down*

Girl sits down, tells the other two to forget it.



WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M PARALYZED!?