Weird things people say at the wrong time.

[slipknotpsycho]

"It's hard to leave when you can't find the door"

LOL, I stand corrected. It was an exciting couple of months The thing is, she actually did scare me off. Every guy thinks he wants to date a girl like this but when I say she was a nympho I mean she was the textbook definition of nymphomaniac. Remember that "how kinky are you" test that was going around a while back. This girl would have been off the chart. I mean this wasn't a healthy understanding of her sexuality, she had some real issues.

forgot to mention almost every guy has problems keeping their woman they have now satisified, not to mention a chick who wants that totall all out sex that ends up in you being tired and every muscle hurts like you spent 4 hours at the gym... only for her to smoke a cigarette and turn and say "lets do it again" i can safely say... i'd never want to be with a nympho... yea, definately fuck all that shit..

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 02-04-2006. Weird things people say at the wrong time. Lol, okay so I was just thinking about this; what's something weird that someone you were messing around with has said at the completely most wrong time ever? I was making out with a guy once and had some cherry lip gloss on and after we're done making out he looks at me and goes "Your lips smell good" ..what? MY LIPS SMELL GOOD?:o your turn.:thumbsup: Rating: 5

[pabloescobar209]

i was 19 and fucking my neighbors mom who is 37.
she came over and we did our thing.
after we were done i felt weird.she was too old.nothing to talk about.
i didnt know how to get her to leave.
i asked her if she wanted to go for a walk to 7-11.
she said yes and when we got to the door i walked her outside then told her it would be better if she went by herself.

LMAO

[BloodyRedBarron]

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set,--but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set,--but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

LOL.

when you first said "what happens when you predict "snow" but don't get any" I thought you were on about something else. haha

[rantingsweed]

I went out with a girl who talked with a Brooklyn accent, which was weird, because she lived in Kansas her whole life. But anyway, we were having anal sex, and she obviously wasn't into it. I ask her what was the matter, and she says "It hoits" I started laughing, and couldn't stop. Good weed, I guess.

AHAHAHA

[esrabalamir]

lol....bit
for example if a girl calls me in the morning (4,5,6 am!) and if she tells me her problems
i am not love doctor!....lol