Weird things people say at the wrong time.

[thebathroom]

i was making out with this guy and we were both stoned as fuck. so he has his tongue in my mouth just sitting there for what seems to be an hour and finally i realize and say, what are you doing. and he says. i dunno, just hanging out i guess. it was weird.

p.s. this is my 100th post!

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd give a friend like 50 bucks if he'd do this....

go and stand infront of a urinal and act like you're pissing, til finally some guy comes in (has to be the meanest anti-gay looking person tho) and when he pulls it out and starts pissing, the friend turn and look downwards, towards the dick... then look straight in the guy's face and go "do you like to suck cock?"

[Zinnia]

i'd give a friend like 50 bucks if he'd do this....

go and stand infront of a urinal and act like you're pissing, til finally some guy comes in (has to be the meanest anti-gay looking person tho) and when he pulls it out and starts pissing, the friend turn and look downwards, towards the dick... then look straight in the guy's face and go "do you like to suck cock?"

I'd have to be paid at least enough to have my face fixed.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

*lifts ice pack from jaw long enough to say...*

Where's my money, bitch!?

[Fengzi]

A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.

[Zinnia]

A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.

That should go under "Wonderful things that people say at the right time." :thumbsup:

[andruejaysin]

I went out with a girl who talked with a Brooklyn accent, which was weird, because she lived in Kansas her whole life. But anyway, we were having anal sex, and she obviously wasn't into it. I ask her what was the matter, and she says "It hoits" I started laughing, and couldn't stop. Good weed, I guess.

[endo..jay]

A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.

i wish girls would say that to me

[beachguy in thongs]

A while back I dated this total nympho. About 15 minutes into our first date she says "I like sex so much it scares most guys" Well, that set the stage for an exiting couple of months.

LOL, everybody else quoted you.

I, just, want to know why you exited in a couple of months. Seems to me you might have stayed in there a little bit, but you spent the months exiting.

I'm busting, but you can never forget your "c". :smokin:

[Fengzi]

LOL, everybody else quoted you.

I, just, want to know why you exited in a couple of months. Seems to me you might have stayed in there a little bit, but you spent the months exiting.

I'm busting, but you can never forget your "c". :smokin:

"It's hard to leave when you can't find the door"

LOL, I stand corrected. It was an exciting couple of months The thing is, she actually did scare me off. Every guy thinks he wants to date a girl like this but when I say she was a nympho I mean she was the textbook definition of nymphomaniac. Remember that "how kinky are you" test that was going around a while back. This girl would have been off the chart. I mean this wasn't a healthy understanding of her sexuality, she had some real issues.