Cheaper Alternative CLOSE to England?

[SensiRide]

wow are those cows friendly?
Have you ever ridden one?

They look like fun!

They are mellow. Once I was having a smoke in Pollock Park with my friend, we were parked up in this lane and it was pitch black, so Im smoking away, gettin high, when I suddenly hear this deep groaning noise, I looked out the window and there are 2 highlands cows staring right at me! I got out and was petting them, they are quite friendly, but dont fancy being headbutted by one.
And nah, never ridden one!

[beachguy in thongs]

Hey, if you go to Yugoslavia, it's only a hop, skip, and a jump to the UK.