Whats all this about Chuck Norris?

[DirkZooDiggler]

I was thinking the same thing! I guess people are just beginning to realize how cool Chuck really is. Now I'm off to the Bowflex! http://www.wimp.com/norris/ ------Watch that!

[HighTillIDie]

Chuck Norris once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".

[VoidLivesOn]

Fuck those stupid ass jokes.

[benagain]

I have some old bruce lee movies laying around somewhere and in one of them he kicks chuck norris's ass. it was great.

[Smokin EnDo]

Why does Chuck Norris sleep with a night light?


Its not because he's afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of him.

What happens when Chuck Norris falls in water?

He doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.

[Awill3449]

Well Chuck Norris is so strong that....

wtf? I just don't understand the jokes. Vin Diesel ones are the same and equally dumb.

[thcbongman]

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[skunkleaf]

Most of that Chuck Norris stuff is well funny!! Those lists about how he'd kick your face in, priceless!!

[mrdevious]

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

LOL, that one made me laugh the hardest yet!

[DirkZooDiggler]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard