Why does Chuck Norris sleep with a night light?


Its not because he's afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of him.

What happens when Chuck Norris falls in water?

He doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.
Smokin EnDo Reviewed by Smokin EnDo on . Whats all this about Chuck Norris? I mean i know who it is, hes really popular right now, anyone know why? I ask because everywhere i go its Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. Rating: 5