4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldnā??t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

this was funny.
king kong bong Reviewed by king kong bong on . Chuck Norris I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD? 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris Rating: 5