www.4q.cc/chuck <---- That's where they all come from.

Some are fucking funny as hell.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Koh Musu Reviewed by Koh Musu on . Chuck Norris I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD? 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris Rating: 5