McCaulay Culkin does not know what are everyone up to with their Chuck Norris adoration. McCaulay Culkin is the ruler of the universe, the god, the only one.
Musician Reviewed by Musician on . Chuck Norris I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD? 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris Rating: 5