I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD?

1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick

3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris

5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

7. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

8. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

10. "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
STDzRus Reviewed by STDzRus on . Chuck Norris I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD? 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris Rating: 5