Chuck Norris

[STDzRus]

I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD?

1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick

3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris

5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

7. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

8. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

10. "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

STDzRus Reviewed by STDzRus on 01-29-2006. Chuck Norris I am laughing my ass off...is this funny..or am I just tireD? 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris Rating: 5

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I've noticed an inrusgance of die hard Chuck Norris worship these days. I don't know where it's coming from?

[UnViaje]

yeah a lot of dikk ridin, over doin it a lil (#2 for example)
chuck norris is a shit eater

[esrabalamir]

yea i know this guy, his chin looks like a monkeys chin....thats why he always grows a beard(for keep it a secret)
lol

[tripsalot]

a little while ago someone posted like 100 chuck norris thingies but these are all new and u have to admit some of them are pretty funny chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris. lol
but seriously i despise chuck norris

[justinsane]

i dont think ive ever watched one movie with Chuck Norris in it.... but those are some pretty good jokes.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

The one that someone posted before was better, there were about 30 different points, most of which made me lmao.

[Awill3449]

I dont really get these Chuck Norris jokes. Whats the deal with them?

[tripsalot]

i think that comment deserves a chuck norris roundhouse kick!

[Musician]

McCaulay Culkin does not know what are everyone up to with their Chuck Norris adoration. McCaulay Culkin is the ruler of the universe, the god, the only one.