We were cruisin up north for camping and the car was billowing with smoke. Sherriff zooms up behind with lights & we shit, pull over. He zooms past & nabs the car ahead of us!

Same thing happened to my wife years ago.

My friend had big illegal bonfires. One day the boys walked up the driveway. My friend shouted, "Cooking fires are legal!" and ran in the house. He came out with a big potato in his hand, and he's staggering around, waving this spud at the cops, going, "googing fire! sa googing fire, ossfer! wer googenabudado!" They made us hose it out.