this shit happened to me the other day...
me and my friend were hotboxing his car which was parked on the side of the street. we had finished smoking a joint and i was holding the roach in my hand when two pigs pull up right behind us. i didn't even have time to eat the roach before the spot lights were on the car and they were walking up. so all i could do was drop it down under the seat.my friend grabs his bottle of axe and starts spraying the fuck out of it. the cop comes and knocks on the window while my friend is still spraying it.

he tells me to open my window too and there was another cop chilling right outside my window. they tell us to step out of the car, then after i get out the cop starts frisking me. then he starts to ask me all the questions like "what were you doin". i didn't say shit to him at first but then i said was smoking a cigarette and i tossed it over the fence. so he starts looking over the fence to see if he can see it. the neighbors come out and they start looking too but naturally find nothing. then he starts looking in the car through the open car door, i was nervous he was going to see the roach right there but he didn't. then after fucking with us for a couple minutes saying shit like we could have got your car impounded and stuff like that he said we were free to go, he gave us a warning about smoking tobacco because we were underage. he came and talked to my parents saying we were caught smoking prime times(thats what we told them we had) and let me go. im so happy, i thought i was busted for sure.
420ultimatesmokage Reviewed by 420ultimatesmokage on . yet another reason why i hate cops okso last night we had a 40 night so we were all drinking 40's in my back yard fire was going and there was about 6-7 people there well we are all out there smoking and drinking a friend of mine ,bob, who just broke up with his girl that day was pounding beer and funneling 40's..well it was prob like 230am and we are all alittle fucked up...then off in the distance we hear the roar of a cop car, you can tell by the engine...well then i see 2 cop cars just their headlights on nothing else so we Rating: 5