Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Every kid that grew up in Brooklyn, and a lot of other places, has heard these:

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini
cut his weenie
now it doesn't squirt

Another one from my yout:

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a frying pan.
I turn up the gas and I burn up my ass,
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Pretty tame stuff these days - but, back then, repeating them to my father was a big mistake!

[endo..jay]

it has nothing of fame except bitches with scurvy

yea cuz here in jersey there is no fruit...all the fruits are in la

[infidel818]

so is all the bomb kush

[endo..jay]

anyhow back on topic

There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance
Three passangers fucked her
Besides the conductor
And the Driver shot twice in his pants.