Quote Originally Posted by kongo
Hahahaha,
Good one STD!

Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.
i heard one similar to that

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
1000 volts shot up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon

or somthing like that.;...i used to know loads but can't remember them anymore

i used to know the one your thinking of about hitting his cock on a rock and it turning into a vigina or somthing